8 Questions these Bollywood actresses hate to hear

1. The word is you secretly got married last month. Is that true?

Yes and I even have an invisible baby now. Wanna meet?

2. Did you get a lip job done?

Yeah. And do you want one too? My fist can do that for free.

3. When are you tying the knot?

I'll do it as soon as you people swear to stop asking such dumb questions.

4. When can we hear the good news?

Oh didn't you get the memo? Acche din already aa gye.

5. How much did you work on your look in the film?

Umm... you mean besides acting? Oh yes.... I have done that too, you know.

6. Isn't that actor younger to you?

So?!!!

7. Will you still be working after marriage?

Do you still eat after marrying?

8. How do you balance your work and personal life?

Are you going to ask all the men that?