10 effects the new Budget will have on Bollywood

5.  Increased spend on defense: With Defense Ministry allocated Rs. 2.29 lakh crore, J.P. Dutta will excitedly sign half the industry actors for Border 2 6.  Increase in price of aerated drinks: Increase in cola prices means Ranbir, Salman, PC, Asin, Deepika, Katrina, Hrithik’s contracts won’t be renewed by cola brands

5.  Increased spend on defense: With Defense Ministry allocated Rs. 2.29 lakh crore, J.P. Dutta will excitedly sign half the industry actors for Border 2

6.  Increase in price of aerated drinks: Increase in cola prices means Ranbir, Salman, PC, Asin, Deepika, Katrina, Hrithik's contracts won't be renewed by cola brands

9.  Commodities get cheaper: As RO based water purifiers get cheaper… you will now see more of Hema Malini and Farhan Akhtar between your favourite TV shows, Read More">making faces as if you drink sea water 10.  Branded petrol and matchbox price decrease: Rohit Shetty and Sanjay Gupta jump with joy as branded petrol and matchRead More

9.  Commodities get cheaper: As RO based water purifiers get cheaper... you will now see more of Hema Malini and Farhan Akhtar between your favourite TV shows, making faces as if you drink sea water

10.  Branded petrol and matchbox price decrease: Rohit Shetty and Sanjay Gupta jump with joy as branded petrol and match boxes get cheaper; their films will now have only action scenes for the entire 2 hours run time

7.  Emphasis on women’s safety: With Arun Jaitley unveiling schemes for women’s safety, Read More">KRK’s twitter handle will be locked down and he will be put under house arrest. No more ‘2 Rupee’ eve teasing 8.  Incentives for real estate investment: Incentives for establishment of real estate investment trust means Jaccky Bhagnani will have new releasesRead More

7.  Emphasis on women's safety: With Arun Jaitley unveiling schemes for women's safety, KRK's twitter handle will be locked down and he will be put under house arrest. No more '2 Rupee' eve teasing

8.  Incentives for real estate investment: Incentives for establishment of real estate investment trust means Jaccky Bhagnani will have new releases every year courtesy papa Vashu

3.  Raise in exemption level: Raise in tax exemption limit will mean more income and less tax for smaller and wannabe celebs, Read More">reality shows will touch a new high (read ‘low’) 4.  Positives for metal and mining: With several positives for metal and mining sector… makers of Koyelaanchal will re-release the film hoping someone willRead More

3.  Raise in exemption level: Raise in tax exemption limit will mean more income and less tax for smaller and wannabe celebs, reality shows will touch a new high (read 'low')

4.  Positives for metal and mining: With several positives for metal and mining sector... makers of Koyelaanchal will re-release the film hoping someone will watch it at least this time.

Yesterday, we witnessed the new government headed by deliver its budget plans for the fiscal year 2014-2015. While there have been mixed opinion on the new policies by the masses, Read More">we at Bollywood Hungama decided to take a quirky look at how the new budget would affect our film industry: Disclaimer: The above rendition isRead More

Yesterday, we witnessed the new government headed by deliver its budget plans for the fiscal year 2014-2015. While there have been mixed opinion on the new policies by the masses, we at Bollywood Hungama decided to take a quirky look at how the new budget would affect our film industry:

Disclaimer: The above rendition is done purely in jest. Any resemblance to person(s) /subject(s) is not to defame, hurt or tarnish the image or reputation of the person(s)/subject(s).

1.  5 more IITs, 5 more IIMs: In a few years India is going to be flooded with more... best-selling writers. That means more Chetan Bhagats and more books being adapted into films




2.  Tax increase on Paan Masala: The tax increase on Paan Masala would mean less films produced & acted in by Sachiin Joshi